Lynda loves you very much :D
Come, and let me give you a hug.

it's Jan 1st, and I woke up at 1 p.m.
With this as my 101st post.

O: Distracted lately.
Last day of the decade today, and tmr's 2010.
&I'm gna be 16. Which is fucked up.
D:

I'm old.
Arge.

So I was distracted by a new hobby of mine, and yes, I HAVE A HOBBY!
You might find this awkward.
My hobby's ART.
Meh (:

But I still kinda suck so...
Wtv

Sch nxt week. &I'm not happy.

BLUE MOON TONIGHT.
YES

It's almost time for Christmas and my mama said to me, that I could eat a whole TURKEY!~. Yay, new Fave song (:
Favorite band of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMX3qv1N37s (:
Can't embed.
Aww.
IT SNOWED TODAY!! Went to get a mega long Eskimo thick thick coat ysd for 50 bucks, and guess what? Today's they're selling it for $36.99-$99.99! Yipeee! :D
Original price was $200 (x

I saw this vid today, and are worldwide conspiracies rly true? Global warming is actually the new ice age but the scientists are hiding them? Or is it a way to let us move away from our dependence on fossil fuel, sth that wouldn't last.
Happy Turkey Day! :D

I wonder why I even bother.
Turkey week!
Dammit, Alice Cullen's Porsche in New Moon is so fucking pretty!
I want one, but the friggin model cost more than 100k!
Damn, Gotta save up some cash. Watched 2012 ysd, awesome special effects. Yumyum.
Time for a mega awesome vid (:

Happy Birthday step-daddy!
ysd was Grand-daddy's birthday! :D


I'm send home early cause I'm having a fever, again.
Pfft, mom's crazy today idk why.
We better go out and watch a movie or I'd be very pissed.
And I will pee in your face >: ( Badgie that Jiaqi gave me when I was leaving has lost his flace.
He decided to uh-hang from my bad and run awayyyy.
I are so sadx.
);
Smiley face no moreee.

I don't like Fred, but his Christmas song is kinda fun ._.


Take the pistol, it's time for Russian Roulette.



Can't stop listening to this song ._. School was all good and shit just when everything's alright and I was mega content, then that fucking douche bag has returned to school from the summit. Fuck.


Yeah, let's scream bitch.
OH MY GOSH I SAW THE SE SATIO AND I FELL IN LOVE BUT I CAN'T GET IT HERE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!! ):
I are so depressed.
I mean look at that.
IT'S SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE.
Damn.


Uh wells, just my luck for coming here, damn US. ):
It's 8.10pm now, and I'm late for my shower ._.
Here's a view of my mega-ly oily hair. Just kidding..
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Damn I look bad, oh fuck it. Dx


It's 6pm now, AND IT'S FUCKING DARK LIKE OMG.

Walked to the school bus this morning at 6.40, AND IT'S FUCKING BRIGHT LIKE OMG.
The daylight saving is bullshit.
I liked it the way before, dammit.
Going to school with the fucking sun shining IN your eye while on the bus SUCKS.
(Looking at the image hurts your eyes alr, imagine what I have to go through.)


-Slaps myself-
Stop the whining you stupid bitch. );
Stupid Randall ain't online, imma cut you, you butt head.
Zap you with lightning and fry your non existent ass. D:

It's Nov 1st, and the time is set back by one hour and it's 11.17 now. I don 't feel anything different actually.
Uh wells, Happy All Saints' Day, All Vegan Day, and Day of the Dead! :D
We're going out for some pudpud action; mini golf (:
Teeheex, can't wait.

"I'd shoot you with my Coke , betch, now open and say Ahhh" HAPPY HALLOWEEN! :D
Yeah babeh! It's Halloween with all the trick and treating and shit.
But I'm not going out.
Cause.. I don't have a friggin costume.
Sucks )x
Uh wells, at least I'm going out ltr ...
I hope.

Tsk , I hope I'm going later. Friggin' boredddddd. Tons of homework. TSK!! D:
I think people with Heterochromia is friggin pretty!
Friggin' jealous ;o








OMG!, Dinner was too much!
Mommy has blown her candles,
opened her presents,
and Lynda has gone insane!
She saw mama's eyeliner and
started using it.
Meh.










Oh my gosh , who the heck is this woman.
































That's not me, it's just someone that looks like me, period. Mommy's birthday today! :D
We're going to a Japanese restuarant ltrrr.
Omg, I can't wait, friggin' hungryx.
Sox, cyas. BAH!
IT'S WEDNESDAY AND IT'S MAMA'S BIRTHDAY TMR!
SHIT AND I HAVE LIKE 3 TESTS TMR! NO FUNXZ.
EEK.
OKAY, SO UH, I'M LIKE 'SCREAMING' RIGHT NOW CAUSE I'M SO BORED. OMG.
HI.HI.HI.HI.HI
YAYA, I'M INSANE, I FORGOT TO TAKE MY PILL AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. SOMETIMES I THINK I HAVE A.D.D. OR A.D.H.D. DAMN.
ALRIGHT, TIME TO SIGN OFF WITH A VID.





Teehee! I woke up to the screams of my mommy screaming at the top of her voice in my step-dad's face. The insane pair has done it again! But today they seem to have used more explosives. I kinda forgot that yesterday night they were fighting too, but damn, I hate it when she screams, like a fucking mad woman. Tsk. 9 weeks exam tmr and the day after. I don't give a shit. (:
Pfft.




My fave song forever:
Went out shopping for my uniform. Offer 15 bucks each instead 42! Awesome, <3 Weeeeee, And I don't stink no more, wait, I didn't stink since Wednesday. Oh wells, my phone stinks though. Ew )x
Adam Lambert is still so hot ._.
Check out his pictures with the female model
I GOT HIT BY A SKUNK! I SWEAR IT AIN'T FUN, I'M NOT GOING TO LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERY NO MORE WHEN THEY'RE HIT BY SKUNKS. Oh my goodness, I swear, I felt my world came crashing down. You can laugh at my misfortune all you want, but, it's friggin miserable to be hit. Friggin' miserable, for someone that's as self-conscious as like me.
Yay I wen to the Hong Kong market in the afternoon and I got some yamyams and hello panda, and laksaaa! (:
But there's no malay food etc. ):

PreSAT was this morning! I flunked it <3 IT'S STILL TEN DEGRESS OUTSIDE. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
MY HANDS ARE COLD! AND THAT IS NOT GOOD.

I'M CONSTIPATING ( CONSTIPATING?! )CONTEMPLATING(!) over whether I should get a Zune or Ipod. SHIT!

Updatexz
Thursday
SO HOT!
tsk

Friday
RAINING THE THE MORNING. TSK!
I failed that bastard for the english project.
HA! Screw you, you stupid red neck red face despo for sex fat disgusting peck of wood.
(:
He's so gross, always stating like 'Woah this place ,so and so, has FINE asian chicks. They're FINE. Really FINE, unlike someone over there. ' Oh wow, we asian chicks aren't whores you fucking peck of wood. S.O.B. <3
Monday.
i was dreading today cause of that chow angmoh in English class. And guess what? YES! HE DIDN'T COME WOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Awesomexz! :D
It was so chilly ysd and today. Awesome.

Health class: They don't know what's mutual masturbation. Stupiiiddd.

Tuesday.
DAMN I HAVE HOMEWORK!
):

Wednesday.
I just noticed that I had been writing the wrong dates for the whole of yesterday. Oopsies. After handing in my Spanish test, I found out I had an error, SHIIIIIIT!
The teacher aint coming on Friday, teeheeexz.

English.....................................
THAT FUCKING PECK OF WOOD PISSED THE SHIT OUTTA ME. Mother fucker. Son of a gun, fucking whore, yes you bitch I called you a whore, whore.
Eek, no worth pissing myself off.
Tsk, the team analysis sheet where we grade other team mates for how much effort they give. He gon get a 7 from me bitch, I know he gon give me a 7 anyway.
Fucking bitch, ): he keeps attacking me. 1am. He finally left for California, there goes the car. I can't miss my school bus no more, I'd be screwed. &Life? It gon be back to the boring shit again. Okay the heading might be kind of stereotyping and shity, but it's kinda true. After attending the classes here, the students here really are.... hmm. (There are some that are smart though, but rest are just plain atrocious.)
I remember the first day of school, and I attended history, I wasn't in History AP then, just the normal class.
The teacher started talking about neolithic age and stuff, and she said that it's about people settling down and starting agriculture and rearing of animals. When she ended the sentence, she repeated to see whether we understood what she was talking about.
She went 'So the neolithic age is when nomadic people started to......?'
The classes went. Hunt~! Gather~! "Uh, ain't it agriculture?", thinking to myself.

Then there was a girl in science class, I do not wish to specify; we were in the same group, and we didn't an experiment.
I said 'I think there's like 3 and a half minutes left, can you set that on your timer?'
She said 'okay'
then she asked, 'is 3 and a half minutes is 3 minutes and 50 seconds?' ._.
Uh, okay. But she's a nice person though I thought the question was kinda funny and kinda stunned me.
Then there's math. I went to geometry, the normal class when I just started. They were teaching 3x+2=14
Hmm.
Okay........ and it took me an instant to know that x=3. It took them 5 yrs to notice that it's x=3.
They thought, -x=3, so x=3. ._. Woah

Okay that's it for now. I have more examples though. But, can't remember for now. In my quest of dealing with bullshit, I found out that. Life IS bullshit. So why should I even bother about those shitxz.
Here's an update, and a little peek into Lynda's life of bull.

Oh and I like this song 'Life is Beautiful', and I'm talking about Life is Bullshit. Don't believe everything I say, I'm bull (8

Friday
I woke up. And you know the usual stuff. So, I woke up, Pops cooked me breakfast. And I walked to the bus stop. Found out I didn't have my ID badge, UHOH! Hadda run back home, but missed it anyway. Oopsie.
Papi sent me to school. :Q

We got to watch a movie during biology and they gave us cookies. Yay! :D And We made more pictures during photo class today. Yippeeeee.



Early Birthday Celebration 9/13
I was sick. Period. :o
Pinata!! (:
CANDY! YAY BABEH.

(Quality sucks, it's better after you click on it.)















Yay, my bullshit picture time!
Want an update? Here's one. (:

Monday
Traffic light day, hadda wear green if you were single, yellow if you're looking and red if you're taken. I wore green though, should've worn red. ._. Won bio class's musical chairs. Beat those guys. Awesome! Got a 100 for the daily task grade 8D

Tuesday
AIDS awareness day, I forgot so I didn't wear red ):
Heart Attacked. Let's just put it as that.

Wednesday
I got 100 for my history and bio class. Yay! Highest for both classes 8) Awesomezx ! Lynda is lucky today babeh!! 2 more days til weekends.
Wore Lakers Jersey to school today, Jersey day! <3>Thursday
English class; there's this white guy where I'm in the same group as,
HE'S SUCH A FUCKING BUTT. SHIT. GOODNESS. FUCK! Zzz BITCH. Period.
Stupid angmoh got me worked up for nothing. Fuck it.

& I'm thinking of extensions again.
WtF?! (x





I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND. WHERE ARE YOU. I NEED A HUG. ):
I miss you sexy people back in Singapore.
Gosh, I miss the food.
Food in school is FUCKED UP.
But it's still kinda fun anyway.
Geometry sucks, other than that, life is good.
Not looking forward to second semester cause photojourlism's changing to PE, maybe I'd call my counsellor to ask for a change or sth.

Love
Lynda 28 mins into birthday in Singapore time.
And parents are still fighting for no fucking reason.
I give up bothering about them anymore.
It's my birthday, and I wanna spend it happy (:
Please, don't fuck up my birthday like what you guys did on Lucinta's birthday.
Stop fighting, please.
It's tiring, and emotionally draining.

I had a great day in school today, made lotsa friends in a blink of an eye. (:

But, 30 minutes ago, everything came crashing down. They're fighting again. Please stop. ):
I had a gut feeling that I should listen to Frankie J's Daddy's Little Girl. I almost cried again ):
That song helped me pull through daddy's departure though.

Birthday's in 3 days!! :D
Wake up girlfriend ):
EIGHT MORE DAYS TO MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I wonder what I should get for myself. ): AND I GOT A DATE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ON MSN. WOOOOOOOTS. That made my day :D Fuck you adults. Stop going back on your words assholes. Do what you mean, fucking morons. I miss you girlfriend.
My facebook is fuck-
ed. Dailybooth is fun
but noone's there. I
miss everyone. Sigh
): Made a friend on the school bus ysd. :D Registered in school today, going tmr. Made a friend today, we'll be having our first class together. :D My ID card is FUGLY! OH MY GOODNESS. :P Went to register today, didn't have enough time to register me at my school. Screw that. Lucinta's starting school tmr. :O
I'm registering tmr. Not looking forward to waking up again. Chey, there isn't school today. It's registration. Shit, they won't allow us to register if we're not wearing attire and tucking it in and fucking taking my earrings off. Bitch. They nvr said about any dress code, and suddenly saying 'well, you can't go in if you're not in our proper dress code.' FUCK THAT, fat male **** , and the other fat woman ****. Dammit.

My sister's school was so much more casual unlike my school. Friggin' shitz.
School tmr, and imma gna dress like that. (:


























HELL TO THE NO! I miss my daddy, I even cried a couple of times, guess he's still there in my heart. ): Damn, I should have let everything out in the first place, not fucking bottling shit in. Fuck. Now it's taking a fucked up toll on me.
I'm starting to like step daddy. But, yesterday, he and mama fought like FUCKING DICK. So he was planning to return to Cali. Please don't go, you're my daddy figure. ):
Don't leave like daddy did. I can't take two in such a short period of time....
Sigh. Emotional week. Yawns. Cut my hair, bought new glasses, getting them tmr. I hate my hair now, as usual. Fuckx. Everyone's in a bad mood cause of some 42 yr old bitch. Hmm. Wtv. Chao. My mom is a superficial materialistic pig. Nevertheless, I still love her. Ciao.







Failblog.org (:
Ah, doesn't that brighten your day. I thought about a whole list of crap to say earlier today, but it all went away. Fuck. ):
Damn, my brain is fucked up right now, it's in turmoil, I think I should smoke some weed. Shit. Bored. For the last few days, I've been wanting to take pictures of the house to let you guys see, but my lazybone took over... Well, maybe I'd do that some time soon, but... Probably not now. Teeheee I'm not a virgin no more. ):
Early in the morning, today, Patrick Pervertfish woke me up, and asked to make love with me. I was half awake so I didn't answer but he started anyway...


):


PS This is just one of Lynda's many fictional stories. Came back ysd from a trip to San Antonio. Aweeesoommeee. Met my aunt and uncles and cousins. Sweet. They're so fun to talk to. Teehee, went swimming at the hotel's pool too. Can't wait for my pool to be done. ): But dammit, the pool that we have is deep D:! I NEED FLOATIES. So, mom checked out some houses etc. On the drive home, we went to Gondola meat market to have some chicken and sausages. WOAH. Not bad. Bought 3 boxes of links worth 25 bucks each and went on home. &Today, uncle's coming to fix up the fans and collect his sausages. Wooowee.
Ciao Darlings Today's Lucinta's birthday. Teeheee. Anyone knows Judith from the church beside SJC? I FORGOT THE FUCKING NAME FOR THAT CHURCH. Oh as I was saying, someone told me that girl looks like me. Is it true? Email me babes. Those who send me pictures would be awarded with a kiss. They fight all day, everyday, 24/7.
I knew that they wouldn't work out.
They just had a massive fight. Mom's chest is stuffy again.
Sis was scolded. Fuck it.

Ysd, there was a bigbigbigbigbigbig thunder storm.
He almost thought it was a tornado.
There was a warning on the tv.
We even had a blackout. Oh my goodness.
Couldn't come online till 1 in the afternoon.

They fight. She cry. He's pissed.
Fuck this shit. Hi to Xueyi and all.
I'm moving tmr.
Yay, Pacific Time, 5am.
Cya darlings.
Email you guys the fucking address when I get there.

Cheerios Ew, I saw this friggin picture of the class I used to be in.
Well, of course I'm not in it (thank god).
And FUCK THE FUCKING DISGUSTING NOSTALGIA.
Fuck.

Dude. I nidda chill. I need a car. Went swimming for 1 and a half hours.
I looka like a blanglah. (; Okay so I haven't been updating.
Here it is than.
Last weekend, we went bowling and played pool til wee wee in the night.
Last Friday went to buy a shirt.
Saturday we went to the museum and watched iMax.
FUCKING COOL I LOVE IMAX. LMFAO
But we woke up too late so we didn't get time to go to the history museum which I wanted. ):
The T-Rex was like 1O feet away from me.
Shiiiiiit
We went driving after that.
Hell yeah!
Sunday, went driving again.
&My hairy arms are fucking bare now.
They were shaved by my stepdad.
O.M.G.
WEIRD. I like it hairy, it was so cool.... :@!


Okay Pictures for those that missed my fucked up face.
I did no just say that. ;o





MY mum loves that top.
I think it stinks though.....

Screw you Jet lag, I've won you now! >: D
But shit, I hope I can wake up early enough to talk with sassy girls. If they have Halloween here and it isn't like in the movies, where sluts would dress like crap to seduce, maybe I'd dress like this. Boo

-Removed-
Fuck, I had alr planned my bday demands from my parents.
I wanted to get a few piercings and a tattoo.
&When I went to check the legal age.
FUCK
I hafta be 18 -.-
That's ridiculous.
Singapore doesn't even have a legal age set.
Wtf?
I want a ticket back to Singapore but I know that's impossible. :| Went for jabs today.
Since I was still legally UNDER 15.
I didn't have to do the blood test. :D
But we still hfta take 2 jabs.
My mum, aparantly above 15, had to take the blood test and lots of vaccines like 15?
But she had 4 today and one more for the blood test.
Hmm
Thank god my birthday is in September. :I

Yay, I love driving :D
Vrrom Vrroooom

I wonder why they have to fight everyday. Went driving today.
Going again tmr.
can't wait. can't wait. can't wait. can't wait. can't wait. can't wait.
Yeeehaw.
:D

Fuck the jet lag.
Anyways, the weather here fucking suck.
&With mum everywhere I can't use the 'F' word if not she'll give that punching bag face.
Vrrrooom.
Okay, we're going to the beach later. I think.
&I know what I should get for my birthday. :D

PS the people here have big asses and boobies. I wanna squeeze them. ): Temptations.

Good News To All The Jealous People Out There.
My AWESOME old woman is going to buy a house in Texas! Oh my gosh! Ahhhhh~. It's gna be so AWESOME!. I'm gna grow up and become an great cowgirl! Yeeehaaaw.


Sarcasm.

I can never understand adults. Now, I'd never want to. Fuck them, they can lie like as if they're telling the truth. Screw them. After Uni, I'd move out. Fucking whore, I'd move far away from you. What? You're gna buy a house in Texas? Fuck you. You promised not to. Screw you. And yes, I know that you want me to respect you, fuck, to you that fucking man is more important than us. Whatever. 4 more years. I'd enroll myself in a school faraway from you. Shit and here I am feeling queasy while I screwing you. Yay. This world is a shitload of crap, bye bitch.

I don't care anymore.
A love song sung in the waste dump.

GF
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